Half-Life 3 announced. America collapses before its released in 2031

  • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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    10 months ago

    Jimmy Carter dies right before hitting 100

    Kamala gets to be acting President for a day while Biden has his appendix removed

    CNN gets duped by some shaky cam deepfake vid of a politician saying a slur in a private meeting

    Pixar announces a movie NOT themed around humanized objects/concepts

    GTA VI gets its release date announced then immediately gets its first delay

    New Jack Swing Revival

    Temu gets taken down because of espionage fears

    Elon retweets a ride-or-die soyjak-making groyper

    Hot Topic goes bankrupt

    • CrimsonSage [any]
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      10 months ago

      "Temu gets taken down because of espionage fears"

      God i hope so, I hate their fucking ads so much.