When I was a very small kid my parents told me that they gave our dog Magellan to someone that lived in the middle of nowhere outside of Flagstaff, Arizona. As an adult I asked my mom if they literally did the "send the dog to a farm upstate" thing to me and she told me that they didn't. That dog apparently sucked and they gave him to the only person that actually liked him lol.
He went to a farm upstate
I'm serious it's not a euphemism, he's touching grass
Good for him
When I was a very small kid my parents told me that they gave our dog Magellan to someone that lived in the middle of nowhere outside of Flagstaff, Arizona. As an adult I asked my mom if they literally did the "send the dog to a farm upstate" thing to me and she told me that they didn't. That dog apparently sucked and they gave him to the only person that actually liked him lol.