Somebody tell me
He went to a farm upstate
I'm serious it's not a euphemism, he's touching grass
Good for him
When I was a very small kid my parents told me that they gave our dog Magellan to someone that lived in the middle of nowhere outside of Flagstaff, Arizona. As an adult I asked my mom if they literally did the "send the dog to a farm upstate" thing to me and she told me that they didn't. That dog apparently sucked and they gave him to the only person that actually liked him lol.
He betrayed our cause and went to go touch grass, write books, and log out
He apparently left Sillicon Valley, or Bazinga Land as he called it, and moved to small cabin somewhere where he could grow his own food/live kind of off the grid. Also something about expecting fatherhood, but I didn't really understand if his partner was pregnant or not.
He apparently left Sillicon Valley, or Bazinga Land as he called it
I'm sorry but I just can't help but laugh at this, it will always be funny from the little I know about silicon valley
He's just busy living his best life IRL. He's fine. 👍
He posted
so much that it became sentient and strangled him.
