Earlier today I bought a soda. It came with a straw, like just a normal plastic straw we've all used our entire lives. For some reason though the moment I put it in my mouth I wished it was a penis. I kept gagging on this thing which was very unusual for me. I was so confused because you wouldn't think the left would make woke straws but there I was on my knees trying to drink this soda and it scares me what they're doing.