• CrushKillDestroySwag
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    11 months ago

    Imagine being the wife of a dead conscript and the guys from the government show up with bad news - and then they hand you a turkey baster and look at you expectantly.

    • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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      11 months ago

      "What were his last words?"

      "He was weak and could barely fight us off but it was something along the lines of 'don't stick that up there yamete kudasai sempai EEEEEH!'"