• Chapo_is_Red [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    100 total extractions

    88 from soldiers

    10 from civilians

    Who were the remaining two?

  • CrushKillDestroySwag
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    11 months ago

    Imagine being the wife of a dead conscript and the guys from the government show up with bad news - and then they hand you a turkey baster and look at you expectantly.

    • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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      10 months ago

      "What were his last words?"

      "He was weak and could barely fight us off but it was something along the lines of 'don't stick that up there yamete kudasai sempai EEEEEH!'"

  • Dr_Gabriel_Aby [none/use name]
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    11 months ago

    How is this a thing instead of just demanding conscripted soldiers to donate to a bank at basic training?

    Like it’s gotta be cheaper to do that then to train sperm removal from the dead and logistically moving sperm on a battlefield

    • huf [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      did the soldiers sign some paper to this effect before they died? or is it legal to steal cum out of dead bodies in israel and ukraine now?

      this feels like it should be illegal...

      • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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        10 months ago

        and ukraine

        Wait what?

        this feels like it should be illegal...

        New Israeli porn just dropped: xxxBARELY LEGAL, HOT <censored> EXTRACTION!xxxAVERAGE LOOKING SOLDIER SCREAMS YAMETE KUDASAI SEMPAI!xxx

    • mar_k [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Nah for hundred of thousands of people? Freezing sperm costs hundreds of dollars a year per person, they have to run that shit at like -320 degrees F

      • Dr_Gabriel_Aby [none/use name]
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        11 months ago

        Yea now imagine needing to do that for 98 people on a battlefield and they are dead, I imagine the cost is easily over 1 million per ejaculate in terms of manpower and logistics

    • operacion_ogro [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      There must be some law or regulation in Israel that prevents the forcible donation of tissue/organs/cum from soldiers but allows the extraction of those things from dead bodies. Which kind of blows my mind because in the US soldiers get railroaded into doing a lot of healthcare shit

    • Tomboys_are_Cute [he/him, comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      The official line is that its by request of their spouses so that they can have another kid with their late soldier (usually) partner. I don't think any other country has a sperm extraction battalion, I think this is what happens when you give an ethnostate infinity money.

      • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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        11 months ago

        Makes much more sense to build an entire squad of cummandos to do emergency cum retrieval missions in a warzone than to... have the soldier freeze their sperm before deploying

    • GinAndJuche
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      11 months ago

      The ducks at the park are free pasta, but for soldier jizz

  • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Didn’t some Israeli minister of women say the 14 words recently?

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      We must secure the existence of our cum and a future for white semen

  • kleeon [he/him, he/him]
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    11 months ago

    liberal zionists be like: "this is a completely normal country worth defending"

  • tactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    The thing that's stuck out to me, is why don't they sperm bank? Like, if it's that important to you then why not do it ahead of time? Or do these psychos want it fresh from a corpse so they can attach some sort of harrowing story to it?... Sounds fashy, so it's probably the case.

  • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    Someone posts a Ben Garrison Cum Edit and Israel be like "ok this but unironically"