100 total extractions
88 from soldiers
10 from civilians
Who were the remaining two?
Those 2 failed to meet Ashkenazi blood quantum requirements , so the gene-seed was not retained
A couple of the crew from the semen extraction team got a little hot and bothered from all the cum pumping.
Imagine being the wife of a dead conscript and the guys from the government show up with bad news - and then they hand you a turkey baster and look at you expectantly.
"What were his last words?"
"He was weak and could barely fight us off but it was something along the lines of 'don't stick that up there yamete kudasai sempai EEEEEH!'"
How is this a thing instead of just demanding conscripted soldiers to donate to a bank at basic training?
Like it’s gotta be cheaper to do that then to train sperm removal from the dead and logistically moving sperm on a battlefield
did the soldiers sign some paper to this effect before they died? or is it legal to steal cum out of dead bodies in israel and ukraine now?
this feels like it should be illegal...
and ukraine
Wait what?
this feels like it should be illegal...
New Israeli porn just dropped: xxxBARELY LEGAL, HOT <censored> EXTRACTION!xxxAVERAGE LOOKING SOLDIER SCREAMS YAMETE KUDASAI SEMPAI!xxx
Nah for hundred of thousands of people? Freezing sperm costs hundreds of dollars a year per person, they have to run that shit at like -320 degrees F
Yea now imagine needing to do that for 98 people on a battlefield and they are dead, I imagine the cost is easily over 1 million per ejaculate in terms of manpower and logistics
There must be some law or regulation in Israel that prevents the forcible donation of tissue/organs/cum from soldiers but allows the extraction of those things from dead bodies. Which kind of blows my mind because in the US soldiers get railroaded into doing a lot of healthcare shit
The official line is that its by request of their spouses so that they can have another kid with their late soldier (usually) partner. I don't think any other country has a sperm extraction battalion, I think this is what happens when you give an ethnostate infinity money.
Makes much more sense to build an entire squad of cummandos to do emergency cum retrieval missions in a warzone than to... have the soldier freeze their sperm before deploying
Maintain pureblood lines. Totally normal and not insane fanatical ethnofascist reasons.
We must secure the existence of our cum and a future for white semen
liberal zionists be like: "this is a completely normal country worth defending"
Geez, I really have get my ass in gear on my VR Milking game {cw: probably NSFW} or Activision is gonna beat me to the punch with their next Call of Duty.
The thing that's stuck out to me, is why don't they sperm bank? Like, if it's that important to you then why not do it ahead of time? Or do these psychos want it fresh from a corpse so they can attach some sort of harrowing story to it?... Sounds fashy, so it's probably the case.
The sperm bank is a good idea but is a little bit too consent dependent.
Dead men can't say "no"
It's because they dont think they'll die. Just a quick murder tour and then home by the evening.
It's funny to think about this as a "perk" of joining the IOF, but they don't need to offer any since everyone has to serve. It saves offering it to anyone who doesn't get got.
i think the main sin of onan was spilling his cum on the ground, so i think wanking is fine as long as you eat it afterwards.
Hey they banned the medic team from tasting it after the last time; they lost several bloodlines that way.
Someone posts a Ben Garrison Cum Edit and Israel be like "ok this but unironically"
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