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  • bunnygirl [she/her]
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    edit-2
    6 months ago

    What about a gaming mouse that "adjusts DPI settings in real-time, ensuring that your cursor movements are always accurate and fluid?"

    ??????

    this is completely incoherent

    • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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      6 months ago

      "Well you know how everyone loooves mouse smoothing and mouse acceleration and definitely leaves both of those things on? Well what if an inscrutable black box algorithm randomly applied one or the other at any time!? It'll be perfect and definitely a thing anyone tolerates!"

    • buh [any]
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      6 months ago

      Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged