I was abducted by aliens when I was younger. I asked them to give me a bigger hog but they just laughed and implanted a device in my skin that turned me gay. I've been on the search for aliens since then, if they can turn me gay, they can turn me straight
It doesn't matter because they suck
I was abducted by aliens when I was younger. I asked them to give me a bigger hog but they just laughed and implanted a device in my skin that turned me gay. I've been on the search for aliens since then, if they can turn me gay, they can turn me straight
pfft, I can turn you straight. here, take some E