RyanGosling [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 6 months agoThe “Stanley cup” is a Mormon psyop to siphon dumb Americans’ money to build a polygamist theocracyimagemessage-square80 fedilinkarrow-up192
arrow-up192imageThe “Stanley cup” is a Mormon psyop to siphon dumb Americans’ money to build a polygamist theocracyRyanGosling [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 6 months agomessage-square80 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareMaoo [none/use name]hexbear22·5 months agoThese are for putting in car cup holders. Many Americans commute 2+ hours per day. Their entertainment while driving is radio and drinking beverages. link
minus-squarechungusamonugs [he/him]hexbear22·5 months agoI know somebody who puts Netflix on their phone and sticks it in the gauge cluster to watch while driving and also never wears a seatbelt. link
minus-squareMaoo [none/use name]hexbear12·5 months agoBelieve it or not that's the best possible system for humans to travel to work. Death machines where the pilots are barely paying attention. link
minus-squarekeepcarrot [she/her]hexbear16·5 months agoWhen your cup is empty you can piss into it link
minus-squareMaoo [none/use name]hexbear4·5 months agoEveryone develops as much bladder control as they can. If that fails, there are gas stations every few miles of highway. For people doing long drives regularly, people pee in bottles. It's a bad place. link
These are for putting in car cup holders. Many Americans commute 2+ hours per day. Their entertainment while driving is radio and drinking beverages.
I know somebody who puts Netflix on their phone and sticks it in the gauge cluster to watch while driving and also never wears a seatbelt.
take out a life insurance policy on them
Believe it or not that's the best possible system for humans to travel to work. Death machines where the pilots are barely paying attention.
but what about the piss
When your cup is empty you can piss into it
Everyone develops as much bladder control as they can. If that fails, there are gas stations every few miles of highway.
For people doing long drives regularly, people pee in bottles.
It's a bad place.