CIA customer support you're talking to Linda. How may I help you today?
My death squad doesn't work.
What do you mean it doesn't work?
It doesn't work. I told them to go terrorize the people into compliance, but they're complaining about having to kill their own countrymen.
I'm sorry to hear that. Unfortunately, order compliance isn't covered under our standard death squad program. Did you pay them?
Did I-.. YOU were supposed to be paying them! Listen lady, I promised you guys I'd take all the IMF loans and deregulation you want, but I can't do that if I'm not in control of the country, can I?
checks script ..have you tried turning it off then on again?
What’s the CIA customer support line? I have to fart real bad and need them to hear it before I hang up.
CIA customer support you're talking to Linda. How may I help you today?
My death squad doesn't work.
What do you mean it doesn't work?
It doesn't work. I told them to go terrorize the people into compliance, but they're complaining about having to kill their own countrymen.
I'm sorry to hear that. Unfortunately, order compliance isn't covered under our standard death squad program. Did you pay them?
Did I-.. YOU were supposed to be paying them! Listen lady, I promised you guys I'd take all the IMF loans and deregulation you want, but I can't do that if I'm not in control of the country, can I?
checks script ..have you tried turning it off then on again?