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Please contact agent Johnstone @ specagentjstone@cia.gov for more details
I thought I was terminally online, but I guess I don’t even have the mild form if these numbers are true
What’s the CIA customer support line? I have to fart real bad and need them to hear it before I hang up.
CIA customer support you're talking to Linda. How may I help you today?
My death squad doesn't work.
What do you mean it doesn't work?
It doesn't work. I told them to go terrorize the people into compliance, but they're complaining about having to kill their own countrymen.
I'm sorry to hear that. Unfortunately, order compliance isn't covered under our standard death squad program. Did you pay them?
Did I-.. YOU were supposed to be paying them! Listen lady, I promised you guys I'd take all the IMF loans and deregulation you want, but I can't do that if I'm not in control of the country, can I?
checks script ..have you tried turning it off then on again?
Honestly I find "legacy posters" on here kinda weird, I don't really think anyone should keep an account here long enough to get a reputation, really you should be semi-frequently deleting and remaking accounts for op-sec, and change the location you say your from every time.
you just need to be lowkey cringe enough to retain an account forever but never amass any reputation or recognition
you should be semi-frequently deleting and remaking accounts for op-sec, and change the location you say your from every time.
thanks for reminding me
can't wait for the incredibly liberal chaser replacement of @SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to drop later this week
