I could have stopped this but all of you made fun of me and now my wife might be dead. I can't tell if the smelling salts aren't working because she's dead or if she's acquired scent-tolerance from huffing too much candle.
I could have stopped this but all of you made fun of me and now my wife might be dead. I can't tell if the smelling salts aren't working because she's dead or if she's acquired scent-tolerance from huffing too much candle.
Me, with a coconut rice pudding candle burning an inch away from my face: SLAG OFF MATE, SHE'S RIDING THE WICK