"Yo, yo, yo - professor. I'm sorry - very, very sorry - but the Palestinians have no right to exist. Game. Set. Match. I win."

"Actually, Mr. Rapaport - I thought you might say something like that. I would like to have an actual debate. As a starting point I created a five minute presentation on the level of Simple Wikipedia. My staff created some visual aids in an effort to promote understanding. Please listen to what I have to say and then retort. Please allow an elderly Jewish man to debate you."

"If you put it that way - I guess I gotta."

"Yes, I guess you do. To begin with..."