Hold on, I’m getting reports that NYC and everyone living there has actually been cloned to keep up appearances and not startle the libs (communists). Real patriots know the truth. Trust the plan!

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    4 months ago

    I love living in a normal country where thousands of people march in Texas, expecting the resurrection of a member from the Kennedy family who’s been dead for decades now. And no one in charge thinks that’s a problem worth inspecting the roots of.