I think I'd apply for the position of guy who's super interested in something that's only interesting cause it's gsmeplay relevant. I'd stand by a river staring at it day and night and when the protagonist talks to me I'd say "I'd bet I could use a boat to cross this river."

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Guy who just says ". . ." and blocks your way until you fulfill some arbitrary plot threshold