I think I'd apply for the position of guy who's super interested in something that's only interesting cause it's gsmeplay relevant. I'd stand by a river staring at it day and night and when the protagonist talks to me I'd say "I'd bet I could use a boat to cross this river."
Final boss of the minigame that everyone hates. You need to beat me to get the ultimate weapon for the best physical damage dealer in your party (the guy who throws playing cards as his normal attack) and the whole quest takes like twenty hours.
This is good too