this isn't a bit, I knew this guy at summer camp whose dads are local real estate guys in chicago. big enough in the democratic party that one of them held a spot in the illinois state senate through being appointed to it by Lori Lightfoot due to a vacancy or smth. on the 2008 campaign trail they hosted a democratic party fundraiser that obama spoke at and the lil' guy somehow walked up right behind obama either during the socialite gathering bit or mid-speech (don't remember exactly) and slapped him on the ass.

cool dude, we were really close for about 8 years, managed to be enough of a pain in the ass to his property-tyrant parents that he got sent up to a troubled teens front retreat one summer and I never heard from him again.

I only remembered this because I was wondering if there was anything interesting enough that I know for me to call into the trueanon tip line