• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexbear
      10
      4 months ago

      If the epic bacon guys get me - I'm forced to listen to them for millennia after millennia as they subject me to time travel to prove how right they are. Instead I want to avoid all that misery by my metallic guardian angel who puts me into eternal and peaceful slumber just seconds after meeting me. Thank you kind terminator.