• Wheaties [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    New & Tasty! Try the Strato-Maxxr, fresh off the production line! Stick it to those nitrogen ninnies and enjoy the authentic, life-giving gales of pure 0x in your hermetically sealed living cube today! And, if you use the offer code on your screen, we'll upgrade your purchase to the Strato-Maxxr+ : Now with 03! at no extra cost!

    • peeonyou [he/him]
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      edit-2
      9 months ago

      But wait there's more, order now and you'll receive 3x the Ox for FREE just pay separate processing and handling!