• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    7 months ago

    God: For one month, don't eat meat on Fridays

    Catholics: Cool, fish isn't meat

    God: What?

    Catholics: Pope said it was fine

    God: The what?

    • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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      edit-2
      7 months ago

      "Fish" for Catholics is a surprisingly broad category that includes amphibians, reptiles, puffins and even will

      EDIT: Also gravies and broths don't count

      • aaro [they/them, she/her]
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        7 months ago

        imagine being given such a fucking EZ task and still being such a fucking brat that you throw a fit so you can add even more exceptions to your goofy ass ultra-easy-mode fast. pathetic

      • mar_k [he/him]
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        7 months ago

        yakubian bleach demons couldn't go 5 days a year without carcass so they had to make shit up to subdue the blood cravings