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minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear38·8 months agoGod: For one month, don't eat meat on Fridays Catholics: Cool, fish isn't meat God: What? Catholics: Pope said it was fine God: The what? link
minus-squareThe_Walkening [none/use name]hexbear20·edit-28 months ago"Fish" for Catholics is a surprisingly broad category that includes amphibians, reptiles, puffins and even EDIT: Also gravies and broths don't count link
minus-squareaaro [they/them, she/her]hexbear13·8 months agoimagine being given such a fucking EZ task and still being such a fucking brat that you throw a fit so you can add even more exceptions to your goofy ass ultra-easy-mode fast. link
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]hexbear12·8 months agoitalian catholics making ragu with meatballs and calling it gravy link
minus-squaremar_k [he/him]hexbear7·8 months agoyakubian bleach demons couldn't go 5 days a year without carcass so they had to make shit up to subdue the blood cravings link
God:
For one month, don't eat meat on Fridays
Catholics:
Cool, fish isn't meat
God:
What?
Catholics:
Pope said it was fine
God:
The what?
"Fish" for Catholics is a surprisingly broad category that includes amphibians, reptiles, puffins and even
EDIT: Also gravies and broths don't count
imagine being given such a fucking EZ task and still being such a fucking brat that you throw a fit so you can add even more exceptions to your goofy ass ultra-easy-mode fast.
italian catholics making ragu with meatballs and calling it gravy
yakubian bleach demons couldn't go 5 days a year without carcass so they had to make shit up to subdue the blood cravings