So I'm back with another CYOA (choose your own adventure). This time it's about pills. Not red or blue pills, but special either way.

It's simple: you get to choose either 2 pills or just 1 pill. If you choose just 1 pill you also get the bonus effect.

  • ped_xing [he/him]
    ·
    9 months ago

    Tier list:

    Oh hell yes:

    Double focus pill (fully master? Like I'm the greatest author in the world?)

    Nocturnal pill solely for lucid dreaming

    Game pill probably, though I'll need advice from more avid freeze-gamers on what to use it on.

    Maybe:

    Creature pill - Can I be a person? Can I be a specific person? Does the person age? Lots of potential hijinks here. Even just being young every weekend as I grow older makes this one pretty attractive.

    Why:

    Mimic pill - people can already do this pretty well. Might as well stick with creature pill and be Rahzel when the need arises.

    Spy pill - having it never go off seems depressing.

    Jumper pill - what does one even do with this after being a novelty for 15 minutes?

    Rift pill - I guess using the bonus power to break comrades out of jail has some revolutionary potential, but I think that would just get me shot.

    Wilds pill - More like guilt pill where I feel bad every day I stay in areas inhabited only by humans and their pets, which is pretty much every day.

    In the end, the nocturnal pill is just selfish and doubling down on focus is double the FOMO from the other pills. Creature and game pill me.