You're not allowed to say "humans" that's too obvious

  • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    Scariest animal I’ve ever seen was a bull elephant in musth. Imagine an elephant but with 100x the testosterone, pissing ketones out of its permanent boner and oozing protein out of its temporal glands which are so swollen they’re pressing on his eyes causing constant pain and pouring into his mouth. They charge and kill pretty much everything shit is like Jurassic Park