Seriously almost all of my friends have kids now and no one has time to hang out anymore. This is bullshit and must stop!

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    No me and the little tyke would be trading rips on the back porch while he goes on the four year old equivalent of a hot couch guy tirade

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      8 months ago

      I've gone outside or into the designated smoking room while hanging with friend's kids and essentially was this. Tbf they were hot couch parents as well. Not bad at the job and the kid is pretty much an adult now and more well adjusted than her parents by a bit. They were old train hopping punx doing the best they could, but yknow the face tatted before it was acceptable were always around and stuff. It was joked about that she couldn't really run away from home cause her folks knew everyone on the road

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          8 months ago

          She was sent home in elementary school for having wayyy too scary a haloween costume. Full blood soaked black metal look.

          • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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            8 months ago

            Goddamn it this kid is way cooler than any of us

            We don't deserve to hang out with her