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minus-squareHestia [comrade/them, she/her]hexbear38·9 months agoEjaculating makes you morally deficient because you're killing babies each time you splooge. link
minus-squareTrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]hexbear29·edit-29 months agoAlso, it depletes your essence, leaving you effete and subject to cultural decadence. link
minus-squareGreat_Leader_Is_Deadhexbear22·9 months agoSo they just goon over ladies with big bazoongaz? link
minus-squareJohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]hexbear31·9 months agowhen did they add a giggling category? link
minus-squareEvilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear21·9 months agoBouncy. By giggling they mean boinga wooga boinga. link
minus-squareJohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]hexbear21·9 months agoi thought "teen" meant and usually won't have the uh... huge tracts of land we they're looking for. link
minus-squareBarabas [he/him]hexbear20·9 months agoYou’re a teen until you’re 25 and then you are a MILF by porn rules. link
minus-squareElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear13·9 months agoThere really ought to be a 3rd category, 26 isn't a real MILF and I will die on this hill I'm willing for MILFhood to begin at 35 but even that is a compromise, it should be 40 damn it link
Have these people never heard of PornHub?
Ejaculating makes you morally deficient because you're killing babies each time you splooge.
Also, it depletes your essence, leaving you effete and subject to cultural decadence.
So they just goon over ladies with big bazoongaz?
It's involuntary in that case.
when did they add a giggling category?
Bouncy. By giggling they mean boinga wooga boinga.
I think that's just called "teen"
i thought "teen" meant
and usually won't have the uh... huge tracts of land
wethey're looking for.You’re a teen until you’re 25 and then you are a MILF by porn rules.
There really ought to be a 3rd category, 26 isn't a real MILF and I will die on this hill
I'm willing for MILFhood to begin at 35 but even that is a compromise, it should be 40 damn it