wait, what does the chair sitting in front of the toilet have to do with sitting down to pee

also, as a person who has cleaned many toilets, I can assure you that it is much less horrific to clean the toilets of sitting-pissers than standing-pissers — standing-pissers are getting piss all over everything — and that if you can possibly deal with sitting to piss, you are doing a huge kindness to whoever cleans that toilet

take a load off, rest a minute, be nice to your toilet cleaners - the benefits are numerous