Probably a drug dealer.
My lib ass sister (who I still love) is thinking of getting a Telsa but doesn't know if she can get a charger station installed at her place. I was like, sis, just run a cable out of the kitchen window like my man down the street!
Take a picture and tag it "terrible life decisions", because in 5 years the house's value will fluctuate around 20%, but the Tesla's value (if it still exists) will drop 80%.