take_five_seconds [he/him, any] to chapotraphouse • 4 months agoElmo is Hamasimagemessage-square33 fedilinkarrow-up1167
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minus-squarecomrade_pibb [comrade/them]hexbear30·4 months agoHe writes like a high school sophomore doing Very Deep Poetry link
minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]hexbear20·4 months agoTrying to woo girls with a binder full of poems he wrote called The Winterspring of Broken Hearted Boys. Turning a page he settles upon one in particular and clears his throat before reading the title. "Grandma's Muff," he begins. link
minus-squareculpritus [any]hexbear11·4 months agosyllables: 2 - 4 - 7 - 3 - 3 add them all up to get his mental age: 19 link
He writes like a high school sophomore doing Very Deep Poetry
Trying to woo girls with a binder full of poems he wrote called The Winterspring of Broken Hearted Boys. Turning a page he settles upon one in particular and clears his throat before reading the title. "Grandma's Muff," he begins.
syllables: 2 - 4 - 7 - 3 - 3
add them all up to get his mental age: 19