• MarxusMaximus [comrade/them]
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      10 months ago

      Nobody has linked it and while I'm not a Twitter user I can't find it by googling so pretty sure it isn't.

      • TheCaconym [any]
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        10 months ago

        It's fake, though given the insane shit he's posted in the past I too was genuinely surprised it wasn't real.

        • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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          10 months ago

          Aww, I even left 2 comments here because of how funny I found it. First time I fall for a fake post this badly sadness

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    I really love this arc. Yes, keep dunking on the beloved childhood icon! Keep making it obvious that there's nothing to your ideology other than pent up rage and hate for everyone!

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      Trying to woo girls with a binder full of poems he wrote called The Winterspring of Broken Hearted Boys. Turning a page he settles upon one in particular and clears his throat before reading the title. "Grandma's Muff," he begins.

    • culpritus [any]
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      10 months ago

      syllables: 2 - 4 - 7 - 3 - 3

      add them all up to get his mental age: 19

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    The Peterson-Zizek debate was fun, but what I really want to see is him in a thunderdome with Elmo. Specifically that antisemitic Times Square Elmo who screams at people. The match won't end when one of them dies, only when one has fully eaten the body of the other. Finish this thing once and for all. Eat his fucking bones Elmo.

    • oregoncom [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      antisemitic Times Square Elmo

      “He started talking about Fisherman’s Wharf as Jew Town, and the Jews this and the Jews that, in a derogatory, racist fashion,” Meyers added. “I was getting upset. There were kids in the cars, young girls listening.” However, Sandler clarified that his comments were not anti-Semitic, but anti-Zionist, and he is simply “a Jewish man critical of Israel.”

      walter-shock

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCogsi4uxlM

        I can't seem to find the original anymore, just news coverage of it. Cookie Monster has to talk Elmo down from fucking it up for everybody by screaming "Hindus rape children".

  • Vampire [any]
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    10 months ago

    Why are they trying to make "the West" such a thing?

    It wasn't this way historically. In WW2 nobody stood for "the West".

    They're trying to get Atlanticism in with an assumptive close.

  • NewLeaf
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    10 months ago

    kermit-pain says what?

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    You know you're a real academic when you go beyond equivocating Israel with Judaism, but also equivocating all Muslims with Hamas.

  • SnowySkyes
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    10 months ago

    The benzos turned his brain to the right consistency of mush to give us this form of entertainment.

  • M68040 [they/them]
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    10 months ago

    I should’ve put “‘90s barneyposting comes back in vogue” on my bingo sheet for the decade

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    10 months ago

    Ever since 'scum' started featuring more in his vocabulary, JP has been sounding more and more like one of these guys

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