At least medieval peasants were willing to play with the cards dealt them, these people are issued a modern deck of cards and willfully throw them in the trash.

If everyone tells you your fever is caused by ghosts living in your blood you're not being unreasonable to accept it. If everyone is telling you the sickness is caused by microbes you aren't being reasonable when you say "no, it's the 5G towers."

Okay so 3 thoughts just jumped into my head.

Why the fuck did the rest of the world just go along with those confounding Dutch getting to call themselves "Afrikaner" and their language "Afrikaans." Deeply upsetting.

Nobody who pronounces the word "blecks" gets to call black people "blacks." Deeply upsetting number two.

Number three: we all look at the homoerotic apartheid beach bums but seriously did you see their shorts during the Bush War? Going to war in hotpants. Basically the character Shore Leave from the Venture Bros but Dutch and racist.

This post brought to you by not sleeping.

Oh and does his avatar have a Halo mask? Goddamnit. Unlimited

I'm always surprised that this type of shit isn't accompanied by the language of the old timey prejudices that it perpetuates.

Like it would at least be amusing if the map said something like "Musselmen" or "Mohammadans" and a drawing of a headless guy with a face on his torso near the borders.

Could God create a basketball so heavy he could not dunk it?

It allows the scions of the rich and powerful to get to know each other before they get scattered around the globe to wreak regional miseries upon the rest of us, like LinkedIn but interpersonal and vastly more cursed.

Oh wait you asked for the good part.

Don't worry I'm sure the free market will solve the problem any day now

I'm sure some entrepreneur will bring innovation that will creatively disrupt the virus markets.

Okay so hear me out.

After the revolution we jam one of his monkey brain chips into his head and make him play these games he brags about and if he dies in the game the chip explodes.

I'm a big fan of putting shit by my shoes if I know I need it the next day.

Turns out the Holy Roman Empire wasn't some accident but a carefully orchestrated ruse to keep Germans from getting up to no good.

but how will Pete eat?

I don't think these people can even have fun. Certainly not in an empty room by themselves. This kind of flex shit is the closest they can get. Conspicuous consumption on an imperial scale, pretending to be the center of the universe.

Reject the gender toggle. Embrace gender sliders.

I lost my humanity by gazing into the abyss of late capitalism and seeing a new Babel built to challenge Milton's paradise and the host of demons snaking up her staircases with axes made of bone in hand.

You lost your humanity because your treat didn't have an extra packet of ranch sauce.

We are not the same.

Damn they weren't kidding about eradicating those "murder hornets"

It would be laden with emojis and thick with venom.

There's a great pair of scenes in Django Unchained that summarize those types of redditors. In the first scene the slaver Calvin Candie bullies and ridicules one of his slaves for not knowing the word "reimburse." Because he's a cruel dickhead.

Later on when Dr. Schultz (who admits English is not his first language!) drops the word "panache" in conversation Candie can't define it, making Candie look like a bozo.

Smug reddit types are the bad guys in a Tarantino movie.

You can't tell me that man isn't at least part bear.

I'm not saying they injected him with bearmones. I mean one of his ancestors fucked a bear.

Lmao libs forever lost the right to pull this kinda shit when they accused Biden detractors of being "ableist" when pointing out the Word Slurry coming out of his mouth.