FBI agents spending months doing research to be able to convincingly argue which primarch had the biggest dick (it was #2, it's why he was erased from history).
Every dick was hand crafted by big E. They’re all imacculate in their own way. I imagine Sanguinius fit the golden ratio, whereas Russ had an absolute hammer. Perhaps Pertuarbo was unnecessarily circumcised and that’s part of why he had such a complex.
Rowboat would definitely have the generic “nice dick bro”.
Alpharius could change dicks.
Let’s see, Magnus had a bunch of extra blood vessels so it got extra red and turgid.
Primarch dick tier list!
Ferrus manus was desensitized because of his death grip grooming habit
Leftists' constant bickering about theory actually accomplished something for a change
In this case, constant bickering about Warhammer 40k lore and its various implications
FBI agents spending months doing research to be able to convincingly argue which primarch had the biggest dick (it was #2, it's why he was erased from history).
Every dick was hand crafted by big E. They’re all imacculate in their own way. I imagine Sanguinius fit the golden ratio, whereas Russ had an absolute hammer. Perhaps Pertuarbo was unnecessarily circumcised and that’s part of why he had such a complex.
Rowboat would definitely have the generic “nice dick bro”.
Alpharius could change dicks.
Let’s see, Magnus had a bunch of extra blood vessels so it got extra red and turgid.
Primarch dick tier list!
Ferrus manus was desensitized because of his death grip grooming habit
Lol #2
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