I held the nice lady who has a garden at knife point and demanded she say "CCP" as we all know Chinese demons cant's say CCP since there's a hex on their brains controlled by Xi. The police were called and they took my phone and I'm sitting in a squad car. Little did they know I boofed an extra burner phone just for this exact scenario. No doubt they're taking me to the local party headquarters for torture. Even the police are in on this. DON'T USE TIKTOK
A dude I knew in high school got the cops called on him once because he was waving around a sword in the woods while dressed as a medieval monk. He also came to school dressed that way on the first day of junior year (without the sword). I think he has a farm or something now and sells like hand-crafted knives.
Dude's rock.
May I see it? (the dude's rock)