I held the nice lady who has a garden at knife point and demanded she say "CCP" as we all know Chinese demons cant's say CCP since there's a hex on their brains controlled by Xi. The police were called and they took my phone and I'm sitting in a squad car. Little did they know I boofed an extra burner phone just for this exact scenario. No doubt they're taking me to the local party headquarters for torture. Even the police are in on this. DON'T USE TIKTOK
Stuff like this makes me really appreciate human creativity. How this thought process occurred is beyond me. Yet, delightful is just the word for it.
probably channeling things a relative/neighbor said
Channeling is a skill set. The mantling of another’s mindset, a wild hunt that forces the shitposter to join and create bits instead of the whole murder thing.
And meth.