In the 17th century, the simplicity and elegance with which Isaac Newton had succeeded in explaining the laws governing the motion of bodies and the stars, unifying terrestrial and celestial physics, dazzled his contemporaries to such an extent that mechanics came to be considered complete. By the end of the 19th century, however, the relevance of certain phenomena that classical physics could not explain was already unavoidable. It fell to Albert Einstein to overcome these shortcomings with the creation of a new paradigm: the theory of relativity, the starting point of modern physics.
As an explanatory model completely removed from common sense, relativity is among those advances that, at the dawn of the 20th century, would lead to a divorce between ordinary people and an increasingly specialized and unintelligible science. Nevertheless, either during the physicist's lifetime or posthumously, even the most surprising and incomprehensible aspects of relativity would eventually be confirmed. It should come as no surprise, then, that Albert Einstein is one of the most celebrated and admired figures in the history of science: knowing that so many barely conceivable ideas are true (for example, that the mass of a body increases with velocity) leaves no choice but to surrender to his genius.
Origins
Albert Einstein was born in the German city of Ulm on March 14, 1879. He was the first-born son of Hermann Einstein and Pauline Koch, both Jews, whose families came from Swabia. The following year they moved to Munich, where his father established himself, together with his brother Jakob, as a dealer in the electro-technical novelties of the time.
Little Albert was a quiet, self-absorbed child, and his intellectual development was slow. Einstein himself attributed to this slowness the fact that he was the only person to develop a theory such as relativity: "A normal adult does not worry about the problems posed by space and time, because he considers that he knows everything there is to know about them from early childhood. I, on the other hand, have had such a slow development that I did not begin to ask myself questions about space and time until I was older".
In 1894, financial difficulties caused the family to move to Milan; Einstein remained in Munich to finish his secondary studies, joining his parents the following year. In the fall of 1896 he began his higher studies at the Eidgenossische Technische Hochschule in Zurich, where he was a student of the mathematician Hermann Minkowski, who later generalized the four-dimensional formalism introduced by the theories of his former student.
On June 23, 1902, Albert Einstein joined the Confederal Office for Intellectual Property in Bern, where he worked until 1909. In 1903 he married Mileva Maric, a former fellow student in Zurich, with whom he had two sons, Hans Albert and Eduard, born in 1904 and 1910 respectively. In 1919 they divorced, and Einstein remarried his cousin Elsa.
Relativity
During 1905, he published five papers in the Annalen der Physik: the first of these earned him a doctoral degree from the University of Zurich, and the remaining four would eventually impose a radical change in science's picture of the universe. Of these four, the first provided a theoretical explanation in statistical terms of Brownian motion, and the second gave an interpretation of the photoelectric effect based on the hypothesis that light is composed of individual quanta, later called photons. The remaining two papers laid the foundations of the special theory of relativity, establishing the equivalence between the energy E of a certain amount of matter and its mass m in terms of the famous equation E = mc², where c is the speed of light, which is assumed to be constant.
Einstein's efforts immediately placed him among the most eminent of European physicists, but public recognition of the true scope of his theories was slow in coming; the Nobel Prize in Physics, which he received in 1921, was awarded to him exclusively "for his work on Brownian motion and his interpretation of the photoelectric effect". In 1909 he began his university teaching career in Zurich, then moved to Prague and returned to Zurich in 1912 to become a professor at the Polytechnic, where he had studied.
In 1914 he moved to Berlin as a member of the Prussian Academy of Sciences. The outbreak of World War I forced him to separate from his family, who never joined him again. Against the general feeling of the Berlin academic community, Einstein was then openly anti-war, influenced in his attitudes by the pacifist doctrines of Romain Rolland.
On the scientific level, between 1914 and 1916, his activity was focused on perfecting the general theory of relativity, based on the postulate that gravity is not a force but a field created by the presence of a mass in the space-time continuum. The confirmation of his predictions came in 1919, when the solar eclipse of May 29 was photographed; The Times presented him as the new Newton and his international fame grew, forcing him to multiply his lectures around the world and popularizing his image as a traveler of the third class railroad, with a violin case under his arm.
Towards a unifying theory
During the following decade, Einstein concentrated his efforts on finding a mathematical relationship between electromagnetism and gravitational attraction, determined to advance towards what, for him, should be the ultimate goal of physics: to discover the common laws that were supposed to govern the behavior of all objects in the universe, from subatomic particles to stellar bodies, and to group them into a single "unified field" theory. This research, which occupied the rest of his life, was unsuccessful and ended up by making him a stranger to the rest of the scientific community. After 1933, with Hitler's accession to power, his loneliness was aggravated by the need to renounce German citizenship and move to the United States; Einstein spent the last twenty-five years of his life at the Graduate Institute of Princeton (New Jersey), where he died on April 18, 1955.
Einstein once said that politics had a fleeting value, while an equation had value for eternity. In the last years of his life, his bitterness at not finding the formula that would reveal the secret of the unity of the world was accentuated by the need he felt to intervene dramatically in the political sphere. In 1939, at the urging of the physicists Leo Szilard and Eugene Paul Wigner, and convinced of the possibility that the Germans were in a position to manufacture an atomic bomb, he addressed President Roosevelt urging him to undertake a research program on atomic energy.
After the Hiroshima and Nagasaki explosions in World War II, Einstein joined scientists seeking ways to prevent future use of the bomb and proposed the formation of a world government from the embryonic United Nations. But his proposals for humanity to avert threats of individual and collective destruction, formulated in the name of a unique amalgam of science, religion and socialism, received from politicians a rejection comparable to the respectful criticism among scientists of his successive versions of the idea of a unified field.
Albert Einstein continues to be a mythical figure of our time; even more so than he became during his lifetime, if we take into account that the photograph of him showing an unusual mocking gesture (sticking out his tongue in a comical and irreverent expression) has been elevated to the dignity of a domestic icon after being turned into a poster as common as those of song idols and Hollywood stars. However, it is not his scientific genius or his human stature that best explain him as a myth, but, perhaps, the accumulation of paradoxes contained in his own biography, accentuated by the historical perspective. Einstein, the champion of pacifism, is still remembered as the "father of the bomb"; and it is still common to attribute the demonstration of the principle that "everything is relative" precisely to him, who fought fiercely against the possibility that knowing reality meant playing blind man's buffalo with it.
Why Socialism? by Albert Einstein
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I had some initial success on my quest to replace buffalo chicken wings with tofu. super double extra ultra firm tofu + some basic breading in the air fryer is a pretty solid buffalo sauce delivery vehicle. Area for improvement is the breading... more surface area would be better but must be balanced against my laziness and desire for minimal dirty dishes. Further experiments to follow.
What are you doing for breading? Also tip, marinate the tofu is some oil, lemon juice, salt and summer savory and a bit of onion powder. I have found this and then a little sprinkle of oregano after breading gives a chicken feel. You wanna squish out a good portion of the oil after so it isn't much but it's still there kinda like fat and my grandma used to blast chicken with summer savory and my dad took that from her and I associate the flavors so it could be a me thing there. This is a lot of effort for at home but it's a thing I got down pretty good for work at one point. Also do a beer batter if that's not what you're doing.
If you can pick some up for a decent price or want a special treat get some oyster or even better, lions mane mushrooms and use those instead of tofu. Cauliflower is mid at best.
I will have to try the marinade, that sounds good
I'd love to hear your recipe/method when you're done!
You may have more success with gluten (面筋) or jackfruit. Apparently the latter has an uncanny fibrous texture when fried similar to chicken.
It does, but it doesn't really have the shape you need for wings. It works great for fake pulled pork or fake canned chicken/tuna stuff where it cuts into.thst shredded kind vibe. You have given me a genius idea though. Imma see about fully shredding some jackfruit and doing flavor magic to it and then pressing it into a brick with some gluten flour. Hybrid seitan jackfruit loaf might crush it. I don't like to use gluten flour for breaded things or sandwiches/wraps because it's also made of bread and your body feels that carb load, cutting it with Jack fruit opens some doors.
What would you do with the brick after, like the seitan jackfruit served like a meatloaf? I've never had the jackfruit meat so I'm really keen to try it out. I can find the canned stuff pretty easily.
Bake it and slice it up. I could fake quite a few meats this way depending on spices. I think first round I'd go for a beefy deal and make vegan cheesteak cause it seems like a reliable baseline. If I wanted to be real fancy i might soak that brick in mushroom stock overnight, but if not Id blast it with mostly cumin, a bit of chili spice,minced garlic or garlic powder a dash of onion powder and a bit solid blast of paprika (cumin is the star and paprika is the co-star, if you can get a dark smoked paprika its even better) and for this case add some liquid smoke to the mix prior. Gluten settles super super fast so you really need your plan of action set out before you start adding water or you're gonna have a bad time, so mix all your dry, add liquid smoke and when you add water you gotta mix it fast as all hell and get it on a bake sheet. Then it essentially bakes like bread but a bit slower.
Jackfruit itself for a first try I'd just try yo make a fake pulled pork. Thar one is is easy as hell, cut it up and it goes into thst texture anyway and then just sauce it up as if it's part fried and then give it a quick high temp go on a frying pan and you're good. You can basically treat it like previously cooked pulled pork.
Sounds wild. Got my stomach growling fir sure
I made it up on the spot after you asked. It's now what I'll do, but I didn't have much of a plan before. I had the central plan and was just gonna improvise the rest when I went for it. None of this is tested. Seeing if incan make jackfruit and seitan work how I picture it texture wise is the main hurdle to overcome, after that it's a flavor sponge and can be hopefully used in a few ways.
I feel like Tofu is not the optimal choice for this mission. I usually see cauliflower or setain. Are you able to approximate a good firmness with tofu?