• @GinAndJuche
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    3 months ago

    Bruh, who doesn’t wear a mask when robbing a bank? Just wear an N95 and claim immune issues if nothing else when they call you on it. I applaud their actions but condemn their lack of forethought.

    • Nakoichi [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      Look they were like, middleschoolers. Someone just needs to teach them how to do it right. (Masks, uniform black clothing, or otherwise something you never wear except when doing crimes etc.)

      As of yet though they obviously got away with it if the FBI is resorting to twitter to try to identify them.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        3 months ago

        Afaik the cops "solve" a lot of crimes bc people snitch. "Nobody talks everybody walks" is such a real thing.

      • @GinAndJuche
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        3 months ago

        Agreed, kids need guidance.

        There is a long tail to if your face is on camera, it could be heard but the possibility exists. I’m just worried for em, seeing as Texas often tries children as adults.

        Hope they get away clean in the long run though, imagine after the statute of limitations expires and you can brag about robbing a bank as a kid.

        • Nakoichi [he/him]
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          3 months ago

          Speaking of statute of limitations.

          I once set a pedophile's car on fire lol.

            • Nakoichi [he/him]
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              3 months ago

              even did the whole cool guys don't look at explosions thing, just lit a gas bomb under his gas tank and walked away. Hear the BOOM from like two blocks away.

              For the feds lurking, no he wasn't inside you can put your dick away.

      • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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        3 months ago

        They need to stand in each others shoulder wearing a Brink’s uniform. “Hello ma’am I’m here for my work job to collect the money in your vault.”

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      That's why it's being investigated as a little rascals incident instead of a crime.