Pros

  • You look really good like a photoshoot model in the sun

  • Infinite hair style options

  • Can wear it up or down depending on your mood

  • Keeps your head and neck and ears warm when it's cold

  • Can be masc or fem or both or neither at your whim

  • Smells nice when you wave it around

  • People like touching it if you want them to and it feels nice

Cons

  • WHY THE FUCK IS IT STILL WET I WASHED IT HOURS AGO WHY WON'T YOU JUST DRY OH MY GOD PLEASE

It's a tough choice tbh

  • KittyBobo [he/him, comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    -just leave the towel on my hair while I game.
    -i get all my shampoo for free because I steal things.
    -i once got it caught on a conveyor belt but i quit that job the same day so whatever.
    -i live alone.
    -just let it be wild and matted like nature intended, people will think you've been having sex and won't try to proposition you.
    -the fact that i shed is everybody else's problem.
    -skill issue.
    -skill issue.
    -i don't sweat, that's gross.
    -i occasionally get compliments from old ladies but people instinctually know not to touch me.
    -that's a you problem for trying to tame a wild mane.