badposting • 3 months ago

Dirt_owl I need your help!

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badposting • 3 months ago

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My partner has been able to take a dump in three weeks. I need your shit related wisdom!

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Yes this is an actual medical problem but its being dealt with

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3 months ago
Prunes. Three Prunes should do it. I wouldn’t go past 5.

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