Ithorian [comrade/them, he/him] to

badposting • 3 months ago

Dirt_owl I need your help!

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Dirt_owl I need your help!

Ithorian [comrade/them, he/him] to

badposting • 3 months ago

My partner has been able to take a dump in three weeks. I need your shit related wisdom!

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Yes this is an actual medical problem but its being dealt with

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
hexbear
7•3 months ago
Have you tried eating a bean?

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Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
hexbear
6•3 months ago
I poop at least a few times a day and I eat a lot of veggies and beans.

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Alisu [they/them]
hexbear
5•3 months ago
Eat beans, smoke tobacco and drink coffee every day

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@Bigoldmustard@lemmy.zip
hexbear
3•3 months ago
Prunes. Three Prunes should do it. I wouldn’t go past 5.

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