• SexMachineStalin [comrade/them]
    hexbear
    17
    3 months ago

    When I was still living in AmeriKKKa, one kid in my 12th grade maths class taught me to start shitting on the pledge by calling it "corporate America" and things like "oil barons, Walmart, Lockheed Martin and Fox News", finishing off with "America deserved 9/11", something like that. But saying it in a way where it doesn't immediately stand out like me windmilling my piss on the Vietnam War Memorial, lmao

    • booty [he/him]
      hexbear
      6
      3 months ago

      God I wish I was that fucking cool as a 17 year old

      I always just pretended the pledge wasn't happening. I hoped a teacher would throw a fit about it tbh. They never did though