• LaForgeRayBans [he/him, they/them]
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    7 months ago

    Probably for the best, assault charges are fucking insane lmao. Especially if you have hiv that shit is fucking stupid. When the revolution comes people like that will be more than just spat on.

    • DayOfDoom [any, any]
      hexagon
      ·
      7 months ago

      I have a lawyer on retainer for my spittacks, legally known as spit attacks.

      • Comp4 [comrade/them]
        ·
        7 months ago

        If you consume acid before engaging in combat, do your spit attacks count as acid spit attacks? If so, that would mean your attacks would ignore regeneration, making you excellent at fighting trolls.

        • GinAndJuche
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          7 months ago

          How to become a space marine (dentists hate this tasty trick)!

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      Especially if you have hiv

      I thought that was made up, but a Google search said otherwise deeper-sadness