Look, I wish we could flush the toilet too, but we have to be realistic and work with the choices we have.
Peepee might not be perfect but do you really think poopoo isn't worse?
If you don't vote I'll be happily waving as you wrinkle your nose and say "Eww!" at the poopoo!
According to the proven science of horsepoo theory, applying soap just leads back to there being poopoo again. Peepee is clearly the lesser stinky