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  • SteamedHamberder [he/him]
    ·
    9 months ago

    She could stop arm shipments to Israel if she stopped cutting up Joe’s hot dogs for him.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      "Joe, listen here, Joe. Are you listening?"

      "Yes, ma'am."

      "Until you discontinue arm shipments to Israel - no more sliced dogs."

      "C'mon! The doggy-dog-dog-dog-doggy-dogs are right here on the plate. Waiting. I could have somebody else do it but it won't taste the same. It never does." And he almost tears up. "It never does."