Xi presses the Taiwan earthquake button.
Then he presses the NYC earthquake button.
Where will he strike next??
Don't forget to tune in for an analysis from our China watcher John Dungoof.
Xi presses the Taiwan earthquake button.
Then he presses the NYC earthquake button.
Where will he strike next??
Don't forget to tune in for an analysis from our China watcher John Dungoof.
LAUNCH SPY BALLOON
DEPLOY SECRET POLICE STATION
ACTIVATE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE
ENGAGE HUAWEI TIKTOK 5G MIND CONTROL TOWERS
SOW DISTRUST IN TESLA WITH CHEAP EVS
CONQUER EAST ASIA WITH TRAINS AND INFRASTRUCTURE
REVERSE MITCH MCDONALDS SISTER OR WHATEVER INTO A POND
MAKA DA BOAT HIT DA BRIDGE HEHE