• GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    I'm going to start a competing movement where I also deny myself a small pleasure as a means to enlightenment. It's called "no candy."

    Day 434 of no candy: I was able to levitate my controller to me so I could keep binge playing video games while sitting on the toilet.

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Your body won't let you succeed at nofap, nocandy, and nogames all at the same time because it knows it would disintegrate into pure god-energy.