Four years getting the money to go to "any" college/university, almost four years to not complete a bachelors degree (and use all the financial resources from the previous four years), spend 10 years working at a grocery store rarely using anything I learned in business college/information systems classes (and actually kinda liking the work at the grocery store... I know, I'm a fucking weirdo) and now I have a "barely" there job with no security for a few hours a day/six days a week selling stamps and sticking people's mail in their post office boxes...

Life is a super weird road we travel, it never seems to lead us where we were expecting it to...