The Onion:
"Veteran politican and former president of the United States of America admits to be incredibly bad at their job for their entire career."
sings
"Like the rest of your neighbors, State Farm ain't there"
Rescuing America from COVID
How many people died of COVID this month?
TELL ME HOW MANY?
Four more years of Dems trying to impeach the Donald, here we come! 
I wonder if there'd be a counter argument of just recounting all of Biden's political career where he was very pro Isreal in everything it was doing, long before Biden's brains went bad.
It probably covers everything from being in possession of somebody else's birth certificates and photo ID's all the way down to snail mail credit card statements.
Is it gay if I think about Jesus Christ while having sex? 
They are then unlikely to be moving fast enough to actually cross intergalactic distances quickly enough for the expansion of space to not outpace the distance covered, leaving them in this void forever.
Well, fuck, I hadn't ever thought of that.
Czechoslovakia live action version of The Muppets, here is the Swedish Chef.
The amount of energy needed to completely burn down a tree is higher than the amount of energy to burn down a house.
The fuel to feed a fire around a tree is likely just going to be the surrounding vegetation, so lawn grass. The grass catches quickly, burns up, dries out the nearby grass, the fire moves to the new dry spot and dies out in the previous spot.
A house is just full of fuel and surface area for a fire to catch.
Nah fam, the panels cause shade and keeps plants from growing.
Playing Vidya Games for Fun vs. Playing Vidya Games as Personal Identity
I'm waiting Mr. Kamalah Harris' husband...
That Game of Thrones tie it was wild...