I can't have him coming in here while the wife and I are being intimate like this anymore.

Somebody fix this or I'm going to call Interpol (internet police). Give him back his damn account or something. Or least give us a commission report like they did for Kennedy. Geeze. All I'm hearing is "mod this" "admin that" and I can't follow what is or isn't happening on this site. Not enough hard evidence for my taste. Just sort it out.