I can't have him coming in here while the wife and I are being intimate like this anymore.
Somebody fix this or I'm going to call Interpol (internet police). Give him back his damn account or something. Or least give us a commission report like they did for Kennedy. Geeze. All I'm hearing is "mod this" "admin that" and I can't follow what is or isn't happening on this site. Not enough hard evidence for my taste. Just sort it out.
We need to build a wall around Hexbear (and make 'em pay for it) until we figure out: what the hell is going on?!
Hello DadOfDoom can Doom come outside and play & also can you give him $20 that I will steal from him as soon as you leave the porch? thanks
This event will go down in all the grand books documenting Hexbear's lore.
Just you wait. This is truly an important moment in Hexbearian history.
He got banned for posting "where's the beef" without a content warning again
Just noticed your username. Oh man, I like you. Sucks if you're banned.
Warn your wife not to make an account here. Otherwise your son will realize she’s a confirmed woman and try to slide into her DMs.
He's allergic to grass! He can't breathe if there's grass!
If your son is the boy who wears a cap with a helicopter rotor on the top, a slingshot sticking out the back pocket of his shorts, a T-shirt of Alfred E. Neuman saying "What, Me Worry?" while drinking a malt milkshake around town, I believe he deserves to be banned.
Why, just the other week, I saw him throw toilet paper all over the statue of the Hexagonal Bear in the town square!
dont do s*x
