frothingfash speech-side-l-1 I drive a police interceptor. I'm a COMMUNITY ENFORCEMENT VOLUNTEER! speech-side-l-2

  • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
    hexagon
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    7 months ago

    I'm a community enforcement volunteer! I make a scene at every town hall meeting. I own three Police Interceptors, all bought for under $2,000. I load up a Glock 17, drop my pants, and take aim at my front door from my kitchen table. With the power of imagination, I defend my home again and again and again and again.

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