frothingfash speech-side-l-1 I drive a police interceptor. I'm a COMMUNITY ENFORCEMENT VOLUNTEER! speech-side-l-2

  • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
    hexagon
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    3 months ago

    I'm a community enforcement volunteer! I make a scene at every town hall meeting. I own three Police Interceptors, all bought for under $2,000. I load up a Glock 17, drop my pants, and take aim at my front door from my kitchen table. With the power of imagination, I defend my home again and again and again and again.

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  • nicklewound [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Fuck cops, but if you can find a CVPI that hasn't been dogged to shit by the fucking cops they're a great car and you can find them at decent prices. Good comfy smooth ride and enough power when you need it. Easy to work on and cheap parts too. And they still blend in pretty easy if that's a concern.

    My first car was an 84 CVPI. Big fucking boat of a car. You could fit 8 people in that bitch if you were a dumb teenager like me. Loved that goddamn thing.